ALL LYRICS FOR

SONGS IN THE KEY OF MINECRAFT

Mr. Gee Album Cover, Yo

All songs:

Bleed Red Blocks
Creepers, They’re Coming For You
Diggin’ Down Deep for Diamonds
Don’t Dig Up
Enderman’s Coming For Me
Far Lands or Bust
Hey Spider!
Holdin’ Down the Shift Key
Me and My Pig on a Minecart Ride
Me Gusta Minecrafto
Minecraft Fight Song
Minecraft MOBs
Minecraft, You’re My Best Friend
Minecrafty!
Monsters in the Dark
Nether Say Nether
The Lava Two-Step
The Villagers are Zombie Meat

Lyrics n alphabetical order:

Bleed Red Blocks
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

if you cut me i’ll bleed red blocks (hey)
if you cut me i’ll bleed red blocks (hey)
drippin’ those blocks all down my socks (hey)
if you cut me i’ll   bleed    red    blocks!

if you need me i’ll be right here
if you need me i’ll be right here
just dont uplug my pc or i’ll disappear
but if you need me i’ll   be   right    here

ohhhhh ohhhh  I know i’ve got some problems
ooohhhh ohhhh and I know just how to solve them
oooh oohh  gonna get out my frustrations
oooo ooohhh solving minecraft equations

if you cut me i’ll bleed red blocks (hey)
if you cut me i’ll bleed red blocks (hey)
if you cut me i’ll bleed red blocks (hey)
if you cut me i’ll   bleed    red    blocks!

I’ll bleed red blocks!
I’ll bleed red blocks!
I’ll bleed red blocks!
I’ll bleed red blocks!

I’ll bleed red blocks
Destroy blocks!
Crafting!

Creepers, They’re Coming For You
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Creepers, they're coming for you!
Creepers, what you gonna do?
Creepers, make a big ka boom!
Creepers, they're coming for you!

The last thin you knew
AS you turned your head
Was the hissing and the click
Then you were DEAD!

Now you wish you had some cats around
Cuz they're the only things that'll chase those Creepers out

Creepers, they're coming for you!
Creepers, what you gonna do?
Creepers, make a big ka boom!
Creepers, they're coming for you!

Creepers, they're coming for you!
Creepers, prepare to meet your doom!
Creepers, you're gonna need a broom!
Creepers, they're coming for you!

Diggin’ Down Deep For Diamonds
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

oooh aahhhh
oooh aahhhh

Oh, I’m diggin’ down deep for diamonds
I’m diggin’ down deep for gold
I’m diggin’ all day and diggin’ all night
till I reach my final goal

I got me a shovel and pickaxe
I got me some torches too
Now I know what I need
I ‘ve got a heart full of greed
and there’s nothing that you can do

i had a sword of wood that was alright
didn’t last me very long
then i moved up to stones
yeah i broke some bones
but I still kept singin’ this song

Oh, I’m diggin’ down deep for diamonds
I’m diggin’ down deep for gold
I can dig all day and dig all night
down in the dark and cold

I had a sword of iron that killed zombies
Yeah I hacked ‘em up really good
But I still needed more,
Yeah my hands were sore
But I was hackin’ more than I should

I’m in love with shiny objects
And only diamonds and gold will do
I only dream of those
Wearin’ diamond clothes
And walkin’ gold floors with diamond boots

Oh, I’m diggin’ down deep for diamonds
I’m diggin’ down deep for gold
I’m diggin’ all day and diggin’ all night
till I reach my final goal

Oh, I’m diggin’ down deep for diamonds
I’m diggin’ down deep for gold
I’m diggin’ all day and diggin’ all night
down in the dark and cold

Oh, I’m diggin’ down deep for diamonds
I’m diggin’ down deep for gold
I’m diggin’ all day and diggin’ all night
I dig down in my soul
I dig deep in my soul
I dig deep in my soul

Don’t Dig Up
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmm Mmmm Mmmm

Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmm Mmmm Mmmm

Please don’t
Dig up
It’s gonna get
You killed

Lots of stuff can
Fall on your head and that’ll hurt

If you think it’s really smart
Well you know you could be
If you know what’s good for you
You won’t dig straight up

Please don’t
Dig up
It’s gonna get
You killed

Lots of stuff can
Fall on your head and that’ll hurt

Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmm Mmmm Mmmm


Enderman’s Coming For Me
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music


Enderman, every where I turn
Enderman, every time I learn
Enderman, every time it’s same
Enderman, you take my stuff away

when i think i think i’m safe i’m not i’m (repeat one million times)
enderman’s comin’ for me, enderman’s comin for me
when i think i think i’m safe i’m not i’m
when i think i think i’m safe i’m not i’m
when i think i think i’m safe i’m not i’m
the Endermna’s comin’ for me
He’s lookin’ me in the eye

enderman, i never meant to look you in the eye
you’re three blocks high and one block wide
and you’re a big barrel of trouble

let’s go swimmin’ now, let’s go swimmin’ now (repeat a bunch)
let’s go enderman, let’s go swimmin’ in the water now

don’t you want to swim with me, Enderman?!
don’t you want to swim with me, Enderman?!
don’t you want to swim with me, Enderman?!
Yeehaa!

Enderman!
Enderman!

Let’s go swimmin’ now, everybody’s learnin’ how
(something unitelligble that rhymed with swimming now)
Let’s go swimmin’ now
Let’s go swimmin’ now
Woo!

In the water

Ender Ender (Water) Ender
Enderman

Far Lands or Bust
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Far lands or bust
I guess I must
keep on headin’ out
towards the where the world ends      

each day i tread
keep a clear head
me and Wolfie walkabout
i’m glad i have a friend  

don’t give up
you can make it
let’s not fake it
don’t give up
 
story that inspired the song:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/elements/2014/01/a-journey-to-the-end-of-the-world-of-minecraft.html

Hey Spider!
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Hey Spider, hey Spider
Watcha doin’ on that wall?
Hey Spider, hey Spider
You’re creepy and you crawl
Hey Spider, hey Spider
We could have been friends
But since you dropped down suddenly
I squished you, that’s the end


Holdin’ the Shift Key Down
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Yeahhhhh
Ooohhh
Hiiiiooohhhhh

Holdin’ the shift key down
oooh
Holdin’ the shift key down
Awwwww
Holdin’ the shift key down
oohohhhh
Holdin’ the shift key down
yeeeahhhh

You know you keep fallin’ off of that stuff all the time?
You gotta hold the shift key down
You gotta hold the shift key down

Holdin’ the shift key down (It’s the only way)
Holdin’ the shift key down (To walk up on a block)
Holdin’ the shift key down (and not fall down)
Holdin’ the shift key down (and not fall down)

When you hold the shift key you sneak...up...on other people

That’s the way it’s done

Holdin’ the shift key down (Whoah)
Holdin’ the shift key down (TOoohh Hoooo)
Holdin’ the shift key down (Hiiiiighhhhhh)
Holdin’ the shift key down
Holdin’ the shift key down
Holdin’ the shift key down
Holdin’ the shift key down
Yeah...down

The Lava Two-Step
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

While I was diggin’ down deep
Past a hundred creepy creeps
Found some sparkly diamonds and some red stone

Probably shoulda been asleep
Now I’ve learned how to weep
Cuz the lava took it all and now it’s all gone

Oh the lava, oh the lava
Oh the lava, oh the lava
I learned my lesson, won’t dig straight down
If the lava taught me anything it taught me how to frown

Well lava flows quick
It’ll burn a stick
It’ll burn through most of my stacks
I learned some tricks that a bucket can fix
If I just don’t fall through the cracks

Oh the lava, oh the lava
Oh the lava, oh the lava
I learned my lesson, won’t dig straight down
If the lava taught me anything it taught me how to frown
If the lava taught me anything it taught me how to frown


Me and My Pig on a Minecart Ride
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music and Robyn Mackenzie

me and my pig, on a minecart ride
me and my pig, on a minecart ride

I got a pig in a minecart driving around
I made a bunch of rails in my mine underground
 
I tried to pick up some mobs as I sped by
But I didn’t want to catch the ENderman’s eye


I got my cape flyin’ back into the wind
As me and my piggie just sit and grin

there’s a slime on the tracks just up the way
i wonder what’ll happen if he wants to stay?

me and my pig, on a minecart ride


BRIDGE
I wanna stay safe from all the mobs
but my minecart just keeps pickin’ em up
I don’t even care if my piggie squeals
i just wanna keep my cart rollin’ on it’s wheels

i made a thousand mile track runnin’ on redstone
i’m getting tired of adventure wanna head back home

but there’s a creeper up ahead and he’s looking mean
he’s gonna blow me and piggie to smithereens

me and my pig, on a minecart ride
me and my pig, on a minecart ride

Me Gusta Minecrafto
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto muchisimo (I like Minecraft very much)

Yo soy muy jefe (I am very boss)
Mis habilidades es catastrophe (My slills are catastrophic)
Los zombies y los perros y los lobos aqui (zombies, dogs, and wolves are here)

Mucho mucho mucho peligroso
Mucho mucho mucho mucho peligroso
Mucho mucho mucho mucho peligroso (very, very, very dangerous)

Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto muchisimo (I like Minecraft)

Yo soy muy importante (I am very important)
Mi espada is diamante (My sword is diamond)
y mi armadura es muy fuerte aqui (my armor is very strong...here)

yo tengo oveja (I have sheep)
yo tengo carbon (I have coal)
yo tenga pedrojo mucho (I have much red stone)
mis cerdos son gordos (my pigs are fat)
mi casa es grande (my house is big)
que es un castillo entrando en al cielo (a castle going into the sky)
y mis minas de profundizar en la tierra (and my mines go deep into the earth)
en la tierra (deep into the earth)

Me gusto Minecrafto
Me gusto Minecrafto
Me gusto Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto muchisimo (I like Minecraft)

Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto
Me gusta Minecrafto muchisimo
AaaahaaaaaAI!


Minecrafty!
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

I'm crafty, Mine Crafty
Better recognize, in the skys, tall like a giraffe- y
Crafty, Mine Crafty
I am mountain-sized and stringy like taffy
I'm not Donald I'm more like Daffy
Slick like butter not Regis or Kathy

I'm gonna craft my table, then I'll craft my sword
I use gold for blocks I don't even count my hordes
My armor is the finest, and my shoes are so slick
The ocelots and wolves all a knockin' on my bricks
I had a house once, and a mansion too
I mad the driveway from diamonds, had a zombie zoo
But now I don't bother with that Minecraft bling
I'd rather spend my time trying tricky things

I'm crafty, Mine Crafty
Better recognize, in the skys, tall like a giraffe-y
Crafty, Mine Crafty
I am mountain-sized and stringy like taffy
I'm not Donald I'm more like Daffy
Slick like butter not Regis or Kathy

I'm not just sneaky, oh no, I'm talented too
I can crochet and knit and scrapbook WOO!
I got so many skills, I can sleep like a cat
One time I tried to count my talents but I lost track!
I knit myself a castle using only grey wool
And I fell off of the tower I had to make a new rule
Every sucka fool that visits my palace
Has to jump from the top with a diamond chalice
When they hit the ground safely (cuz I knit it myself)
Now you know how skilled I am, put THAT in your bookshelf

I'm crafty, Mine Crafty
Better recognize, in the skys, tall like a giraffe-y
Crafty, Mine Crafty
I am mountain-sized and stringy like taffy
I'm not Donald I'm more like Daffy
Slick like butter not Regis or Kathy

Minecraft Fight Song
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Ra rah rah to Minecraft be true!
Sis boom bah for me and for you!
Hearts of redstone, pickaxe of gold
Diamond swords and iron galore

All of us (block in block)
Building! Crafting! Mining! Farming!
Smelting! Cooking! Enchanting! Fishing!

Ra rah rah to Minecraft be true!
Sis boom bah for me and for you!
Raise your shovels, axes and rods
Bows and arrows compass and clocks

All of us (block in block)

M I N E C R A F T
Mine Craft!
Mine Craft!
Mine Craft!
Minecraft!!!

Minecraft MOBs
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Bat, cat, pig, dog
All of these are minecraft mobs
Blaze, creeper, silverfish, ghast
These are the mobs I’d rather pass
Enderman, skeleton, wolf and zombie
Sometimes I wanna hug my mommy
Iron golem, snow golem, wither and witch
Kind of makes your right eye twitch
Slime, spider, magma cube, cow and jockey
None of these mobs is good at hockey

sheep, squid, villager, mooshroom, dragon
I don’t think Ender’s in a wagon

zombie pigman,cave spider, ocelot,
one of them really like to eat those fish a lot

the only two left are the villager, and chicken
mmm, chicken is finger lickin’

all of these are minecraft mobs
all of these are minecraft mobs
now you know your minecraft mobs
don’t be a slob
go   get a job
and learn yourself the minecraft MOBs

mine
craft
mobs

Minecraft, You’re My Best Friend
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Oh la la la la Oh la la la Minecraft

Minecraft I love you so much that I don't ever wanna go pee
I'm sittin' right here and holdin' it in while I chop down another tree

I can stop any time, yes I can (yes he can)
I can stop any time, yes I can (yes he can)

But why would I stop
When I can chop chop chop
Just one more block
Just one more block

Minecraft I love you so much you're my very, very, very best friend
You help me make it and I never want it to end
Minecraft you give to me, everything I need
You never talk back or try to steal my week-old nacho cheese
Minecraft you're my best friend

Minecraft I don't wanna complain
but my parents don't seem to agree
They say, "Go to school, get a job, then earn a masters degree”

I can stop any time, yes I can (yes he can)
I can stop any time, yes I can (yes he can)

But why would I stop
When I can chop chop chop
Just one more block
Just one more block

Minecraft I love you so much you're my very, very, very best friend (my very best friend)
You help me make it (to make it) and I never want it to end (never want it to end)
Minecraft you give to me, everything I need (everything I need like a crafting table)
You never talk back or try to steal my week-old nacho cheese (we ek old nacho)
Minecraft you're my best friend (my best friend my best friend my best)

Oh la la la la Oh la la la Minecraft

Oooh MInecraft, you're my best friend and I'll pee my pants if I have too
I don't care about anything at all, yeah
Mom and Dad, why you up on my case so much?
I just want to build one more pick ax, and a little shovel, a sword.
I just need a shovel so I can dig my garden so I can grow some food
I can stop any time...I don't have a problem. 

Monsters in the Dark
c2014 Robyn Mackenzie and Kristian Børresen

Monsters in the dark
Playing with your heart
Stealing what you've worked so hard for
Though sun will rise again
Every day must end
Make it to your bed and pray

Save me now, I have fallen
Into the chasm
Save me
From the monsters in the darkness
Inside my mine
Inside my mind

Underneath the stars, the ground splits silently apart
Glowing from within, you wonder
Is it really worth the game for the chances that you'll take
And out of what will you make your armor?

Rise and start again, bare your bones and find a friend
ready to defend, but so fragile
Build a tower and look out across the land
You'll only understand why
When you bother

Save me now, I have fallen
Into the chasm
Save me
From the monsters in the darkness
Inside my mine
Inside my mind

But there's a thrill inside
A love of the ride you're on
This world's so captivating, that's why you stay
Until you find the end
You know you'll find the end
And then you'll begin all over again

(instr.)

Save me now, I have fallen
Into the chasm
Save me
From the monsters in the darkness
Inside my mine
Inside my mind


Nether Say Nether
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

Nether Say Nether
assistant lyric writers:  Chloe M, Jacob G., Adam Z., Genniy L.,


i got some obsidian then lit it for my portal
waiting in the purple mass it started to flow
a scooby doo time warp moment occurred
then i looked around to see chunks starting to load

red netherack spreading out in all directions
adrenaline was pumping, i was ready to go
all my training and skills were put to the test
i came here to get me some stone that glows

the fire, the lava, the chasms and pits
I might not make it back, so don’t   count    on      it
I’m havin’ nightmares, but I can’t sleep
i’m gettin’ out of here before  i’m 6 blocks deep


Nether say Nether
Don’t wear no weak leather
bring your cobblestone blocks
but don’t fight with a feather

Nether say Nether
This ain’t no winter weather
You gonna get fried
If you don’t get it together

So Nether say Nether  

One thing I saw was a messed-up pig
carryin’ a sword and starin’ at me
some slimy black cubes tried to run me over
oh the horror, oh the horror

then a charred bag of bones up and blocked my path
stood over me like a Nether Enderman
a big ball of fire ‘sploded next to me
i want out of this place, wanna find some tree
Nether say Nether
Don’t wear no leather


The Villagers Are Zombie Meat
c2014 Steven Wesley Guiles/New Cool Now Music

it was like this:  every time i turned around someone was there
a zombie in the village, a creeper at the front gate
i could not get out of there 

i wanted to help but i didn’t know what to do so I thought
maybe i could just build a few walls and lights
 a few lights here a few lights there tryin’ my best to share somethin’ rare
that i care about the villagers there

the villagers

so sad
the zombies are comin’ for you
they’re zombie meat
zombie zombie zombie zombie meat
poor villagers
they’re
zom - bie- meat